'ello people.
I am currently trying to clean up my orgasm from the sight of ultimate marvel vs capcom 3.
Based on the footage looks like its going to be rather solid... okay, I am just going to say it, WHERE IN THE HELL IS GENE FROM GOD HAND!!
i am still trying to cope with the fact that the douche version of Spencer is in it, but how the hell did Amaterasu, A FUCKING DOG, beat out Gene. Okay, yeah, Okami is a popular game and all, but the new bionic commando game sucked balls, why include that games main character.
I also viewed the leaked character list, and I must say, my excitement at phoenix wright, a lawyer, being in the game pretty much nulls my argument that Amaterasu shouldn't be in for being a dog. I like almost the entire marvel list would rather have Sleepwalker then nova, but i doubt 99% of comic fans have ever heard of sleepwalker.
On the Capcom side, i can't wait for firebrand and nemesis, and strider is not bad either. Then, there is Vergil. While I mean no disrespect to Devil May Cry and its fans, i f***ing loathe Dante in Mvc3. To hear that were getting his clone or brother or whatever he is(you can see that I have never played Devil May Cry before), sounds absolutely horrendous to me.
Well, that's just my thoughts on UMvC3. If there is dlc for this game(cause I wont except capcom's attempts to bring back the Super Street Fighter 2 turbo hyper championship edition:HD remix s**t) then they better add megaman and gene. I would also enjoy gambit or juggernaut on the marvel side.

My steam group is looking for new members, if you are interested sign up here

we are looking for any team fortress 2 player or steam user in general to join.

Made this on an impulse. Anyone want to use it.

Yay! the second installment

2. If the idea of bondage with canines is ever, i repeat EVER!! appealing to you, you must go play Team Fortress 2 to correct your mentalness.

"But Tahm,i have no money"

Well its free now, so quit your bitchin' sally.

oh and even if the top does not apply still get team fortress, cause that is some good shit(i have been an addict to tf2 for more than 2 years).

Hello all. while i wait for my main computer to stop being and let me work on shit, i have decided to share my wisdom through news posts.

Fact #1: the main difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis, is that Bruce Willis does not need the internet to tell him he can kick your ass. He already knows. same for Bruce Lee.

heres something you can go to for magikarp army news
http://magikarparmy.blogspot.com/

i just felt like sharing my high score in minigore, oh and i want to remind people im still looking for audio for the final version of my game

woo hoo, news:

CONTEST: the contest from 2 posts ago is still going on so check that out

Game: sadly, i my main computer is being an asshole so i can not work on my game right now. i am however still looking for music and sound effects for the final version. all music and sound authors will get their respective credit. pm me if interested

also for those of you who may be wondering why im putting so much of my time into updating a game that right now has a shit score, its because i have this thing about not giving up on something til it at least achieves mediocrity. as soon as my computer starts working again(im typing this on my crappy laptop) im going to work hard to make sure my game is the best pong parody you have ever played in your life. this i swear!

i would just like to say their are 2 things about me that make impossible to avoid the subject(which i do in fact like) of zombies. 1. i play way to many valve games(left 4 dead), and 2. I've been on the internet with in the past few days, and as every game website goer knows, the dead island trailer is everywhere.

i mean seriously since i was 5, my brother used to tell me to get rid of all human ties, cause at least 75% of the people you know will become zombies(and thats if you know only 4 people).

i mean seriously, their is not going to be nuclear apocalypse(well, maybe if its like fist of the north star) or global warming apocalypse. the human race will someday have a countdown to extinction hosted by the carnivorous undead. so, people are gonna need to get a gun, get a melee weapon, and get some balls.

so for are inevitable doom i have come up with some plans:

1. we go underground and live as long as we can on pig and cow babies

2. get horses and start living in nomadic tribes until the eventual complete infestation

or 3. do what pandemic 2 has taught us and move to madgascar. this is a grat plan because *achoo!!*, sorry i have a cold. it is nothing to serio..DAMNIT! MADAGASCAR CLOSED THEIR PORTS!!

oh right, the contest i talked about last post is still going on.

woo hoo news,
MAGIKARP ARMY CONTEST
yep that's right a contest. while i imagine that this would be considered a vague contest but here it is:
ANYTHING MAGIKARP ARMY RELATED,
these can include but are not limited to:
1.flash's(this is just about an instant win for the contest)
2.audio/music
3.art
4.country music played on the bag pipes
5.pretty much anything as long as it some how relates to the magikarp army
prize will be announced later(and don't forgot, im essentially broke, so expect a rnak up in army standards or something)

also o some how related news, sarge is staring at you