I was walking into my kitchen to go eat a snack and beverage-age-age
and then a fly landed on my nose I slapped at it and missed and then an apple flew at me-e-e
and then I realized
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am a jedi today
it is the sith that I must slay
I control the force
and my light saber can kill a horse
(guitar solo)
I walked into the living room
with my nose really bruised
the same fly I missed landed on my knee
so I slapped it and missed and plane started cra-aa-shing
and know I think
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am a jedi today
it is the sith that I must slay
I control the force
and my light saber can kill a horse
(guitar solo)
I was hanging out with my buddy who I just told about my abilities
and know I have a can of buuug spray
and he told me what he thinks
that I should kill that F***er jar jar binks
which I will if
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am a jedi today
it is the sith that I must slay
I control the force
and my light saber can kill a horse
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am a jedi today
it is the sith that I must slay
I control the force
and my light saber can kill a horse
(same as last line just slower)
(song ends)
so what do you guys think
whitewolf3307
you might not have been drunk but what where you smoking? lol=)
poor horse you big meanie, mean person you why I........... meanie
tahm10
the horse kicked me in the balls skinned my cats made fun of my grandma and erased my save in ff7 when I was wright at where aierith dies and scratched up my newest copy of ff8.